Wild turkeys attack postal workers?

Just when you thought you had heard it all…

Wild turkeys are attacking postal workers as they deliver mail in Madison, WI.  About five to 10 of the birds have been pecking at the postal workers as they make their rounds, and some of the birds have attacked the letter carriers with the sharp spurs on their legs. One of the birds went through the open door of a mail truck and scratched the driver.

Supposedly, it is tied to the breeding season.

My solution:  Shoot ’em.  If a turkey tries to bite me, then I will bite him back with either a bat or a gun.  No way would I let them bite me.  Come on, now.  Take ’em out.

The Solutionist

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2 responses to “Wild turkeys attack postal workers?

  1. Herb Scissors

    Oh, so they DID draw blood…

  2. Small amounts of blood, Herb. They were scratched only. Crazy bird’s.

    The Solutionist.

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