Category Archives: fun

If a teacher defends herself, is it wrong?

No!  I think not!

Jolita Berry was beaten down in her own Baltimore classroom.  A student repeatedly got in her face, and she told her to “back up, she was in her personal space.”  The student then wailed a beating on her.  A student video recorded the beating on his phone and only one student ran to get help.

The Principal told Berry that she provoked the fight by saying she would protect herself.  Give me a break!  Would anyone let someone beat on them, child or not?  I know I would not.  I may not beat a child, but I surely would protect myself.  Watch the video.

My solution:  Perhaps the Principal should be beat by a child and then we will see if she protects herself or takes it.  I think the children of today need a learning lesson from the “old days.”  If I ever disrespected an adult, my Momma would slap me into next week.  I received spankings from my Daddy, but in today’s terms, it would be considered as a beating.  He would leave whelps on my legs, but I turned out okay.  People need to stop with the abuse statements.  It sickens me.  Children of today need to be whipped, slapped around, or punished.  I am not saying that we should beat them, but they do need to be corrected.  As we are seeing on a daily basis, our children are out of hand. 

The Solutionist.

Wild turkeys attack postal workers?

Just when you thought you had heard it all…

Wild turkeys are attacking postal workers as they deliver mail in Madison, WI.  About five to 10 of the birds have been pecking at the postal workers as they make their rounds, and some of the birds have attacked the letter carriers with the sharp spurs on their legs. One of the birds went through the open door of a mail truck and scratched the driver.

Supposedly, it is tied to the breeding season.

My solution:  Shoot ’em.  If a turkey tries to bite me, then I will bite him back with either a bat or a gun.  No way would I let them bite me.  Come on, now.  Take ’em out.

The Solutionist

Limbless wrestler?

There really is a limbless wrestler.  Dustin Carter is a wrestler from Hillsboro, Ohio.  He has no arms or legs.  I have to give this young man credit for going out there and making a difference.  He is not intimidated and he is really good.  Watch the video.

My solution:  I think this young man deserves “the glory” he is receiving.  He is challenged, but does not present himself to be challenged.  I am sure it is hard to pin him down for other wrestlers.  I say “Attaboy, Dustin.”

The Solutionist

Dumb driver crashes while on roof of van? Huh?

Yes folks, we have another complete idiot on our hands.

A Reading, PA man whose minivan crashed after he climbed on its roof while driving about 55 miles per hour is in fair condition this weekend.

Police in West Reading say the 38-year-old man later stripped naked and led them on a chase along the highway.

Authorities are not identifying the man, who is not charged.

He remains in a Reading hospital recovering from what witnesses call a deep gash in his side.

Police say they used Taser jolts and pepper spray during the chase Friday but only subdued the man when they tackled him.

My solution:  I think this man may just take away the “most dumbest person in the world” award.  You would think that if someone was going to climb on the roof of their van, then they would not speed.  But hey, what do I know?  I guess he thought he was either Superman or imperishable.  Laughing hard at this one.  If you are going to rid eof the roof of any car, make sure you are naked.  That must be the way to go, LOL.

The Solutionist

Are you bloated?

Does your belly hurt?  Do you feel like you need to use the potty, but cannot?  Many people are faced with this feeling on a daily basis.

Do you feel like you are going to explode if you do not, ummm…. release yourself? 

I have the solution for you.

My solution:  Go to a mexican restaurant and eat!  Eat their queso, chips, and salsa.  Then, order the usual mexican feasts.  I promise you!  It will release your belly problems.  Sometimes I have to “potty” before I even leave the restaurant.  I make no plans to go anywhere after eating mexican food because I have to be on my own throne, not someone else’s throne.  I run my errands before I go there.  We all know it is true!  If you need a good colon cleansing, eating mexican is the way to do it.

The Solutionist

Heath Ledger may have a child

Supposedly at age 17, Heath Ledger had an affair with an older woman.  When the affair ended, the woman was pregnant and had a child.  The woman is asking for privacy for the sake of her child.  Her stepfather is asking for a DNA test to ease press attention.

My solution:  Let the man rest in peace.  Seems to me like, after someone’s death, things always pop up.  If the mother has no interest in pursuing the accusation, then everyone needs to leave it alone.  There have been so many stories on Ledger since his death.  It is amazing how famous people become after their death.  Not that he was not famous, but I think he is more famous now than he has ever been.

The Solutionist

Mary Kate and Ashley, fighting.

Sad, but true.  The two sister’s are fighting over their fortune.

Resourcer’s say that the two were fighting over cutting their parents out of their business, Dualstar Entertainment.  “Mary-Kate had some real issues with the family after they put her in rehab. But now she feels like that may have colored her decision to cut them out of Dualstar. Mary-Kate now regrets her decision — on the other hand, Ashley thinks it was the right move. That’s what Mary-Kate and Ashley mainly fight about.” 

Oh yea, their fighting about selling their condo in New York also.

My solution:  First, I wish I had their money.  Second, if I did, I for sure would not argue with my sister over it.  Proven fact: Money is the root of all evil.  Take it as it is – look at what it is doing to these two sister’s who was once closer than most sibling’s.  I am not saying that I would not like to have the opportunity to find out for myself, because I would.  Who would not want that kind of money.  I am saying that I would not let it ruin any relationship that I had between my family.  The two of them need to say, “this much is yours, and this much is mine.”  Split it.  They both earned it.  Furthermore, they need their own separate condos.  Everyone needs their own space.  There, one problem solved.  You cannot live with someone without arguing with them.

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