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Dumb driver crashes while on roof of van? Huh?

Yes folks, we have another complete idiot on our hands.

A Reading, PA man whose minivan crashed after he climbed on its roof while driving about 55 miles per hour is in fair condition this weekend.

Police in West Reading say the 38-year-old man later stripped naked and led them on a chase along the highway.

Authorities are not identifying the man, who is not charged.

He remains in a Reading hospital recovering from what witnesses call a deep gash in his side.

Police say they used Taser jolts and pepper spray during the chase Friday but only subdued the man when they tackled him.

My solution:  I think this man may just take away the “most dumbest person in the world” award.  You would think that if someone was going to climb on the roof of their van, then they would not speed.  But hey, what do I know?  I guess he thought he was either Superman or imperishable.  Laughing hard at this one.  If you are going to rid eof the roof of any car, make sure you are naked.  That must be the way to go, LOL.

The Solutionist

Dumb bank robber leaves ID at bank

A would-be bank robber came away empty-handed but left behind something useful for police: her photo identification. The woman was arrested less than an hour later on a charge of attempted armed robbery, Police Commissioner William Dwyer said.

The woman filled out an account application Thursday morning, then pulled a handgun and demanded cash, Dwyer said. She panicked and fled without getting any money; police found an address on the account application, along with her photo ID.

The address was for an apartment near the bank. The manager gave the woman’s new address to police, who arrested her without incident.

“We’re probably not dealing with the smartest person in the world,” Dwyer told The Detroit Newsfor a story published online Thursday.

My solution:  Should I say anything?  Moron! I assume she was nervous about the robbery, but come on.  Leaving your ID and address for the police to find.  She deserves to rot in jail for being stupid. If she were just a little bit smarter, she would have created a fake ID and address.  Or…how about writing down fake information?  This s my stupid news for the day.  She gets a merit for being a complete idiot!

The Solutionist

Ex-stripper, caught for killing ex-lover

Mechele Linehan, 35, a former stripper-turned-soccer mom was sentenced to 99 years in prison on Wednesday for plotting the 1996 killing of her former fiance.  She was convicted in October of first-degree murder in the 1996 shooting death of Kent Leppink. Leppink’s body was found on a remote trail.

Now, get this…

Prosecutors said Linehan had Leppink killed for insurance money and was inspired by a 1994 movie, “The Last Seduction,” in which a woman coaxes her lover into killing her husband for money.

My solution:  I think she is a moron.  First and foremost, if you are going to kill someone, then you should not trust anyone to help you!  This all goes back to the trust factor – and that is, you cannot trust anyone!  I am kidding!  The woman should rot in jail for being a complete moron.  She was not married, she could have just left.  But….no, she became money hungry.  If she wold have been really smart, she would have talked him into sharing a bank account with him.  Then, she could have robbed him blind.  Yea, yea, I know.  She gets more money for the death, but she cannot spend it because she is in jail for the rest of her life.  She gets an idiot award!

The Solutionist

Heath Ledger may have a child

Supposedly at age 17, Heath Ledger had an affair with an older woman.  When the affair ended, the woman was pregnant and had a child.  The woman is asking for privacy for the sake of her child.  Her stepfather is asking for a DNA test to ease press attention.

My solution:  Let the man rest in peace.  Seems to me like, after someone’s death, things always pop up.  If the mother has no interest in pursuing the accusation, then everyone needs to leave it alone.  There have been so many stories on Ledger since his death.  It is amazing how famous people become after their death.  Not that he was not famous, but I think he is more famous now than he has ever been.

The Solutionist

Madonna wants to save Britney.

Isn’t that so sweet from a woman who practically robbed the cradle?  How could we forget that these two women practically had a “thing” between them on national television.

Madonna said, “They need to step off,” she told the “Yo on E!” satellite radio show. “For real … Let’s go save her.”

Awww, Madonna is sticking up for her girlfriend?  Way to stand beside the woman you love, Madonna.

My solution:  I am sure that Britney is embarrassed of her public humiliation, but come on, anyone that shows her private parts to the world wants to be seen.  If Britney wants everyone to leave her alone, then she needs to stay out of the spotlight and lay low!

The Solutionist