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Iowa family gets forked!

Rick and Marilyn Jones yard was forked by Tom and Paula Tschudi .  It seems that Tom and Paula were pranksters themselves and did a few pranks on the Jones house many times.  So Tom and Paula waited until they left town for a wedding, and planted 3,000 forks in their yard.

Over the years, the Joneses have strung beer cans like holiday lights around the Tschudis’ home, put a for-sale sign in their yard and strung yellow crime-scene tape around chalk outlines of bodies on the sidewalk.

As the Tschudis, their two children and another neighborhood family planted the forks Sunday, one passer-by asked what they were doing.

“We told him we were aerating their lawn,” Paula Tschudi said with a laugh.

My solution:  Now that is some funny stuff!  Seems like the Jones had it coming to them.  I like to always say, “I don’t get mad, I get even!”  Great story here.

The Solutionist.

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Is Dr. Phil’s days numbered?

As Dr. Phil helped Britney Spears, I thought that would have been the end of him since America has looked down on Britney.  Now, the host and his show is under scrutiny for posting $30,000 bail for Mercades Nichols, one of the eight teens arrested for severely beating another teenager in Florida.  Dr. Phil’s show issued a statement saying “certain staff members went beyond our guidelines (re: the bail being paid).

My solution:  So the question remains, “Is Dr. Phil’s days numbered?”  It looks like it to me.  He publicly claimed that he would help Britney, but that was a lost cause.  I think Britney cannot be helped.  One down for Dr. Phil.  Now, he wants to help another “lost cause.”  This goes back to my last post about children of America needing to be disciplined more. 

I believe Dr. Phil is reaching.  He wants more ratings, and with him trying to reach out to these children, he will get it.  But, has America had enough?  Most everyone I know is sick of Britney, I myself am.  With him helping Nichols, I believe this is a wrong move for Dr. Phil.  Dr. Phil should be helping the victim, not the beater.

The Solutionist.

If a teacher defends herself, is it wrong?

No!  I think not!

Jolita Berry was beaten down in her own Baltimore classroom.  A student repeatedly got in her face, and she told her to “back up, she was in her personal space.”  The student then wailed a beating on her.  A student video recorded the beating on his phone and only one student ran to get help.

The Principal told Berry that she provoked the fight by saying she would protect herself.  Give me a break!  Would anyone let someone beat on them, child or not?  I know I would not.  I may not beat a child, but I surely would protect myself.  Watch the video.

My solution:  Perhaps the Principal should be beat by a child and then we will see if she protects herself or takes it.  I think the children of today need a learning lesson from the “old days.”  If I ever disrespected an adult, my Momma would slap me into next week.  I received spankings from my Daddy, but in today’s terms, it would be considered as a beating.  He would leave whelps on my legs, but I turned out okay.  People need to stop with the abuse statements.  It sickens me.  Children of today need to be whipped, slapped around, or punished.  I am not saying that we should beat them, but they do need to be corrected.  As we are seeing on a daily basis, our children are out of hand. 

The Solutionist.

Wild turkeys attack postal workers?

Just when you thought you had heard it all…

Wild turkeys are attacking postal workers as they deliver mail in Madison, WI.  About five to 10 of the birds have been pecking at the postal workers as they make their rounds, and some of the birds have attacked the letter carriers with the sharp spurs on their legs. One of the birds went through the open door of a mail truck and scratched the driver.

Supposedly, it is tied to the breeding season.

My solution:  Shoot ’em.  If a turkey tries to bite me, then I will bite him back with either a bat or a gun.  No way would I let them bite me.  Come on, now.  Take ’em out.

The Solutionist

Limbless wrestler?

There really is a limbless wrestler.  Dustin Carter is a wrestler from Hillsboro, Ohio.  He has no arms or legs.  I have to give this young man credit for going out there and making a difference.  He is not intimidated and he is really good.  Watch the video.

My solution:  I think this young man deserves “the glory” he is receiving.  He is challenged, but does not present himself to be challenged.  I am sure it is hard to pin him down for other wrestlers.  I say “Attaboy, Dustin.”

The Solutionist

Dumb driver crashes while on roof of van? Huh?

Yes folks, we have another complete idiot on our hands.

A Reading, PA man whose minivan crashed after he climbed on its roof while driving about 55 miles per hour is in fair condition this weekend.

Police in West Reading say the 38-year-old man later stripped naked and led them on a chase along the highway.

Authorities are not identifying the man, who is not charged.

He remains in a Reading hospital recovering from what witnesses call a deep gash in his side.

Police say they used Taser jolts and pepper spray during the chase Friday but only subdued the man when they tackled him.

My solution:  I think this man may just take away the “most dumbest person in the world” award.  You would think that if someone was going to climb on the roof of their van, then they would not speed.  But hey, what do I know?  I guess he thought he was either Superman or imperishable.  Laughing hard at this one.  If you are going to rid eof the roof of any car, make sure you are naked.  That must be the way to go, LOL.

The Solutionist

Are you bloated?

Does your belly hurt?  Do you feel like you need to use the potty, but cannot?  Many people are faced with this feeling on a daily basis.

Do you feel like you are going to explode if you do not, ummm…. release yourself? 

I have the solution for you.

My solution:  Go to a mexican restaurant and eat!  Eat their queso, chips, and salsa.  Then, order the usual mexican feasts.  I promise you!  It will release your belly problems.  Sometimes I have to “potty” before I even leave the restaurant.  I make no plans to go anywhere after eating mexican food because I have to be on my own throne, not someone else’s throne.  I run my errands before I go there.  We all know it is true!  If you need a good colon cleansing, eating mexican is the way to do it.

The Solutionist